Spring is here, the sun is out, and my next German class begins this evening.
Ich habe die entschlossenheit fur mehr deutche lernen!
I have the determination for more German learning!
Now I must make a morning study plan-a little learning every morning. That will make it all make sense. HAHHAHAHA!!!
Here is a link to Mark Twain's article, "The Awful German Language". When I am feeling like learning this language is impossible, I read a few lines from this and laugh my ass off.
http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html
A snipet...Surely there is not another language that is so slipshod and systemless, and so slippery and elusive to the grasp. One is washed about in it, hither and thither, in the most helpless way; and when at last he thinks he has captured a rule which offers firm ground to take a rest on amid the general rage and turmoil of the ten parts of speech, he turns over the page and reads, "Let the pupil make careful note of the following exceptions." No Shit!
Another...Now observe the Adjective. Here was a case where simplicity would have been an advantage; therefore, for no other reason, the inventor of this language complicated it all he could. When we wish to speak of our "good friend or friends," in our enlightened tongue, we stick to the one form and have no trouble or hard feeling about it; but with the German tongue it is different. When a German gets his hands on an adjective, he declines it, and keeps on declining it until the common sense is all declined out of it. It is as bad as Latin. He says, for instance:
- SINGULAR
- Nominative -- Mein guter Freund, my good friend.
- Genitive -- Meines guten Freundes, of my good friend.
- Dative -- Meinem guten Freund, to my good friend.
- Accusative -- Meinen guten Freund, my good friend.
- PLURAL
- N. -- Meine guten Freunde, my good friends.
- G. -- Meiner guten Freunde, of my good friends.
- D. -- Meinen guten Freunden, to my good friends.
- A. -- Meine guten Freunde, my good friends.
Now let the candidate for the asylum try to memorize those variations, and see how soon he will be elected. One might better go without friends in Germany than take all this trouble about them
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